CoverGirl Fantastic Lash: Worst Mascara EVER

When I first learned how to apply makeup, I used this product a lot since it was cheap. Not much has changed regarding that factor, so needing money for school, I tried following that route again, forgetting how awful this mascara is.

Lengthens? Yes.

Curls?: NO

Waterproof: Not even SWEAT proof. You can blink this stuff off. Also, waterproof mascaras in general (although they are usually better than this) tend to not work as advertised and can even make your eyelashes fall out or stop growing.

Clumps: You'll spend five minutes trying to make it look decent, never mind right. The brush is awful no matter what technique you use. Blinking into it, using the brush, it's useless. Just buy another mascara.

Joe Boxer Underwear for Women

Do we all remember the man from this commercial?



Joe Boxer.

Well, Mr. Boxer, I have a few words about your underwear..

I have always worn the same size underwear. In fact, before I got a job, my mother used to make me buy everything cheap... Being a young adult now, money burns through my pocket. However, I remember a day when your underwear satisfied. It was comfortable, the band was perfect, the patterns were not hideous, and I trusted the products I bought and their durability.

Your durability now? I broke through a single thin band the first day I wore a pair. Your actual women's boxers have weak bands, ride up, and sink in the back. Seriously?

Well, I guess at 5 pairs of underwear made by foreign children and sold for $15... You get what you pay for. So much for trying to be a shop-smart college student.

Aerie, you forever have my soul.
Well, my hips at least.