Joe Boxer.
Well, Mr. Boxer, I have a few words about your underwear..
I have always worn the same size underwear. In fact, before I got a job, my mother used to make me buy everything cheap... Being a young adult now, money burns through my pocket. However, I remember a day when your underwear satisfied. It was comfortable, the band was perfect, the patterns were not hideous, and I trusted the products I bought and their durability.
Your durability now? I broke through a single thin band the first day I wore a pair. Your actual women's boxers have weak bands, ride up, and sink in the back. Seriously?
Well, I guess at 5 pairs of underwear made by foreign children and sold for $15... You get what you pay for. So much for trying to be a shop-smart college student.
Aerie, you forever have my soul.
Well, my hips at least.
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